Some fun facts!

[~lily~]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
(Now that's more like it)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
(OMG...!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the lake?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
I still want to be a pig in my next life ... (quality over quantity.)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares!)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?)

*BFG*

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[demon chloe]

*L

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"A good heart...is the SUN....for it shines bright and never changes..."

William Shakespeare

[Paige420]

first time i've smiled today... thanks

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When they came for the communists, I wasn't a communist, so I did nothing.
When they came for the Jews, I wasn't Jewish, so I did nothing.
Then they came for teh Gypsies, but I wasn't Gypsy, so I did nothing.
And then they came for me, and there was no one left to do anything.

[Më£ïñÐa]

Dat was great!!! Thank You Lily!!

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[~lily~]

Maybe my sign on the Chinese Zodiac is the Year of the Pig!!!
that could be awesome too G*

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[Kerala]

Too funny Lily *walks out still laffin*

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Love wounds. There is no love that does not pierce the hands and feet. Love's exquisite happiness is also love's exquisite pain. I do not seek pain but there is pain. I do not seek suffering but there is suffering. It is better not to flinch, not to try and avoid those things in love's direction. It is not easy, this love, but only the impossible is worth the effort.

[Myra]

*definitly needed that laff*

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.